I HAVEN’T GOT A PET I’ve got a father and a mother
And a very smelly brother
A grandma and a grandpa
But I haven’t got a pet I’ve got an auntie and an uncle
Little sisters by the dozen
Ninety seven second cousins
But I haven’t got a pet Except……….. I have got a slug
Which I keep under the rug Don’t tell Mum!
At the Zoo
Photo of a Lion
There are lions and roaring tigers,
Photo of a Tiger
and enormous camels and things,
Photo of Camels
There are biffalo-buffalo-bisons,
Photo of Bison
and a great big bear with wings.
Photo of a Bear with Wings
There’s a sort of a tiny potamus,
Photo of a Tiny Hippopotamus
and a tiny nosserus too-
Photo of a Tiny Rhinoceros
But I gave buns to the elephant
Photo of an Elephant and a Bun
when I went down to the Zoo!
There are badgers and bidgers and bodgers,
Photo of a Badger
and a Super-in-tendent’s House,
Photo of the Superintendent's House
There are masses of goats, and a Polar,
Photo of Goats
Photo of a Polar Bear
and different kinds of mouse,
Picture of Mice
And I think there’s a sort of a something
which is called a wallaboo*-
Photo of a Wallaby
But I gave buns to the elephant
Photo of an Elephant and a Bun
when I went down to the Zoo!
If you try to talk to the bison,
Photo of Bison
he never quite understands;
You can’t shake hands with a mingo**-
Photo of a Mingo
he doesn’t like shaking hands.
And lions and roaring tigers
I’ve got a father and a mother
And a very smelly brother
A grandma and a grandpa
But I haven’t got a pet
I’ve got an auntie and an uncle
Little sisters by the dozen
Ninety seven second cousins
But I haven’t got a pet
Except………..
I have got a slug
Which I keep under the rug
Don’t tell Mum!
There are lions and roaring tigers,
and enormous camels and things,
There are biffalo-buffalo-bisons,
and a great big bear with wings.
There’s a sort of a tiny potamus,
and a tiny nosserus too-
But I gave buns to the elephant
when I went down to the Zoo!
There are badgers and bidgers and bodgers,
and a Super-in-tendent’s House,
There are masses of goats, and a Polar,
and different kinds of mouse,
And I think there’s a sort of a something
which is called a wallaboo*-
But I gave buns to the elephant
when I went down to the Zoo!
If you try to talk to the bison,
he never quite understands;
You can’t shake hands with a mingo**-
he doesn’t like shaking hands.
And lions and roaring tigers
hate saying, “How do you do?”-
But I gave buns to the elephant
when I went down to the Zoo!